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Choate Road's first official fun book, KNOCK KNOCK…WHO'S THERE? DEATH!

It's everything you love from horror's favorite playground right at your fingertips. Original short stories from the Choate Writers, 'Ask a Splatterpunk', brain cookie recipes and a forward by the Master of Horror, Edgar Allan Poe. With a cover by the great Bret Jordan, it's a must for all Choaties and Werepigs!

AND ALL FOR UNDER $10!

But don't take our word for it. Here's what some of the top talents in horror say about us!

"Choate Road ... it makes The Exorcist II look good."

~Rio Youers, author of EVERDEAD~

"The soul rot that is Choate Road is the online equivalent of crack cocaine. You'll find yourself debased, malnourished, drooling at your keyboard, yet strangely unable to pull away from your own train wreck of a life. Beware."

~ Michael Hultquist, screenwriter of VICTIM and co-editor of HARVEST HILL~

“Choate Road. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. They're so scummy and villainy that I don't even feel it's worthy of coming up with an original quote, so I stole from Star Wars. In short, I'd rather have George Lucas cuff me and drag me away for copyright infringement than to waste any time devoting original thought to Choate Road."

~Joel A. Sutherland, author of FROZEN BLOOD~

“I believed in God until I visited choateroad.com.”

~David Dunwoody, author of EMPIRE~

And don't forget to take advantage of our Autographed Copies Special. Any name you want, we'll sign it! We're very good spellers. CHOATE ROAD…now in 3D!