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Win a signed copy of A DARK MATTER! Describe the scariest thing about your town on The Official Peter Straub Facebook page. The best entry will win a signed copy of A DARK MATTER. Contest ends midnight EST, 2/9/10.  www.facebook.com/officialpeterstraub?ref=nf

SilverThought Press is now open to novel submissions for their print division. The publisher is also considering short stories for their electronic publication as well. For complete submission guidelines, visit www.SilverThought.com

PseudoPod is now accepting short story submissions for their weekly AUDIO genre magazine. For complete submission guidelines, visit www.PseudoPod.org

The New Bedlam Project will be open for submissions from February 1st-28th. Please see the guidelines page as we have recently changed a few details. This reading period will fill the July issue. www.newbedlam.com

Belfire Press will be open for submissions from February 1st to March 30th. Please see the guidelines page onsite for further details.  www.belfirepress.com


Library of the Living Dead Press is accepting submissions for several unique anthologies. From mummies to bacon, you won't find a more 'eclectic' assortment of themes anywhere!  libraryofthelivingdead.lefora.com

10 Flash Quarterly is currently seeking submissions for their July 2010 spring-themed issue. Visit http://10flash.wordpress.com/ for complete submission guidelines.

Murky Depths Magazine is currently open to submissions for their forthcoming print editions. For complete submission guidelines, visit www.MurkyDepths.com

Bucket O' Guts Press is currently seeking submissions for their anthology Foetus Fatale. Visit http://BucketOGuts.Wordpress.com
 
Tabloid Terrors 3: Alien Perverts Wrecked My Pubes

Aliens are total nymphos, and we are their throwaway sluts. Despite their higher intelligence and technological advances, this third romp through the tabloids will expose their insatiable appetite for a piece of ass (or what comes out of it).

Learn the dangers of eating crotch circle corn. Witness a harrowing battle between alien midgets and a rat while in a crack whore’s vagina. Delight in the thrills of alien probes gone wild and smack your lips on some out-of-this-world barbecue ribs.

Enjoy three stories and five fun fallacies by S.D. Hintz and Jerrod Balzer, plus three tales by guest authors Louise Bohmer, Daniel I. Russell, and L.L. Soares.

See those lights in the sky? Lube up and phone home before it’s too late!

Visit their website at skullvines.com
“I like this book even more than eating bananas and flinging poo-poo.” ~ Cornelius Badmonk, time-traveling apeman from the future
"A small town full of horror writers where nightmares come to life? What a concept! And Counting Morpheus delivers. From 'What You Know' to 'The Word Inside,' this is some impressive collection. New Bedlam is one place you don't want to call home."  -Nate Kenyon, author of Bloodstone and The Reach
In a darkened room, two writers speak in hurried whispers… What could cause the wretched insomnia that has taken them over, compelling them to write words of horrors never seen, only imagined? What could keep them from finishing their works, from containing the monsters within, from binding them with one simple word? How could they find their way out of the darkness they called home…into a darkness of release at Morpheus’ hands?

An idea was born that night. It grew into one monster after another until finally it has broken free.

Featuring stories by M.R. Sellars, Geoffrey Girard, Angela Gray, Ann Tupek, Louise Bohmer, Brandon Layng, Bruce Barber, Camille Alexa, Jeff Parish, Kevin J. Hurtack, Donna Shelton, and David de Beer, Case Files by Rhada McKai and Jodi Lee with an introduction by New York Times Bestselling author, Alethea Kontis.

Visit their website at www.belfirepress.com
LOVE AND EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS!

Turn the page and enter a world of shadow, as Michael West brings together his most disturbing short stories--twisted tales of forbidden desires and ghoulish deeds, where nightmares manifest in the most mundane and unlikely of places...

The basement of a Japanese restaurant, where a seductive creature promises comfort to a lonely hitman, if only he will set her free... A ruined city, where survivors of a natural disaster have become prey to something unnatural... An Indiana farmhouse, where a frightened child attempts to fool the Angel of Death... And the darkest regions of space, where a man fights to protect the woman he loves from invaders only he can see...

Ten reasons to lock your doors. Ten reasons to keep the lights on. Ten reasons why you may never sleep again.

"Michael West loves being a horror writer, is in fact proud to call himself one, and that love of the genre, and his feeling such pride in being a part of it, is evident in each story in this splendid (and sometimes quirky - in the best sense of the word) collection...This is the Good Stuff, folks." ~ Gary A. Braunbeck, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Coffin County and Mr. Hands

Visit the website at www.gravesidetales.com

...has been published in HUB Magazine, The Late Late Show, Down in the Cellar and Shroud's ABOMINATIONS anthology. He was also a contributing writer for the Horror Library.

...his collection MAGICK & MISERY is getting rave reviews and Lincoln does his own reviews as well on his website. He also runs an invitation-only workshop/critique group called the Seven Deadly Pens (
http://lcrisler.wordpress.com)

Favorite Lincoln Crisler story? "These days, I think my favorite published story is Seymour's Descent from MAGICK & MISERY. It's a tribute to Isaac Asimov's robots; this particular robot learns how to be a serial killer. I tried to stay true to Asimov's initial concept while stepping things up a bit in terms of the danger damaged robots are capable of."¯

Highly Recommended Horror Book? "MAGICK & MISERY, of course! For those who prefer a little less whorror with their horror though: Wrath James White's SUCCULENT PREY really screwed with my head in a way that only two other books have done in my entire life. He says his new novel's even better, but I think he's just saying that to get me to buy a copy."¯

What's next for Lincoln? "I'm coming down the home stretch on a western/detective/horror novella involving a visiting stranger (think Sherlock Holmes with a cowboy twist) with a mysterious background. He's called upon by the local law to investigate a missing persons case (based on an actual case from the Old West!) and things take a turn for the worse when he uncovers an evil plot involving Mexican black magic and medicine-zombies. I have a publisher interested already, so I hope to unleash it upon the world before too long. I'd love to put together another anthology (a la the original OUR SHADOWS SPEAK), but only if a stable publisher is interested in bringing me aboard. The last time I attempted to edit anthologies on spec, I got burned and the writers got flat-out nuked. Never again."¯

Visit Lincoln Crisler at
http://lincolncrisler.info. "I interview other authors, review books and write about interesting things relating to my life and my work. It also includes links to my social networking profiles, reviews of and excerpts from my books and ordering information for signed copies."¯

                  Mark Justice's POD OF HORROR
    (with Choatie Jason L. Keene's movie reviews)





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